I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
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Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
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The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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