we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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