so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
there was a trapeze. enough said
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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