I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
This toilet bowl is my home.
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