D3 body, D1 cock
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
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That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Enjoy the penises
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I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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