If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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