This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
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Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
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I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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