ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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