You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
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I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
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She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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