I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
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