Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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