i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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