Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Randomize
