I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
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on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
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We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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