Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
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do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
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Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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