why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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