The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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