when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
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So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
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At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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