How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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