I got chris browned last night
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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