do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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