Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Edward fifth and chaser hands
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I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
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I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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