Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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