I didn't shave. On purpose
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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