For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
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apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
is this the sara with the beer cane?
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
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You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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