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Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
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thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
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My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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