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the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
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I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
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A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.