Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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