yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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