I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
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..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
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Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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