yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
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Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
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It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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