Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
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Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
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You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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