idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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