I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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