Sry I called you an 8
We're facebook friends in real life
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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