some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
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I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
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$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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