If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
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The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
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Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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