she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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