Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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