It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
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You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
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Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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