Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
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you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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