can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
i black out too much to be "responsible"
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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