Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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