break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
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failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
this is an emotional support booty call
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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