Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Sorry about my life...
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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