You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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