but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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