you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
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does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
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I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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