My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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