Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
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i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
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Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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