Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
