Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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