the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
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ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
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I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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