Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
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my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
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