I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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